Total Medals Earned: 151 (From 49 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,765 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/45 points)
Medals Earned: 8/16 (250/495 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (185/190 points)
Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/405 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/490 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Best your friend.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Check the Credits Page!
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Complete 1st mission
Complete 4th mission
Complete 6th mission
Complete 5th mission
Complete 2nd mission
Complete 3rd mission
Complete 10th mission
Complete 9th mission
Complete 8th mission
Complete 7th mission
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Complete first five missions
Complete 11th mission
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)
Die
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Get 10 headshots
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
Unlock the chainsaw
100% headshots in a level
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Kill 500 zombies
Get 100 headshots
Kill 1000 zombies
Reach level 30
